![]() ![]() Jerry puts down his water and sprints over to the machine) (Naomi stops reading, looks up, pondering what George just said. ![]() What did you say? It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer? GEORGE: (con't) All right, you know she's got that laugh. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. GEORGE: (on the answering machine) Jerry, it's George. Naomi sits on the couch looking through the TV Guide, also listening to George's message) (Jerry goes over to the answering machine and plays the message, then walks back over to the kitchen to get a drink from his bottled water. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. Oh, you know what? I think Naked Gun is on. NAOMI: (laughs) - Nnnhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (obnoxious laugh). I didn't know those little things were garlic. You know I think I ate too much of that garlic. (Jerry and Naomi enter Jerry's apartment) Stock shot of Hunan Chinese restaurant at night It's very important for human beings to feel they are popular and well liked amongst a large group of people that we don't care for. You go "all right, messages." You see, people need that. And we all do it - Why? So that when we come home, you can see that little flashing red light. So here what we have is two people who hate each other, don't really ever want to talk, but the phone machine is like this relationship respirator keeping these marginal brain dead relationships alive. You know, and you're always kind of thrown off, (left hand up to side of face, pretending its a receiver) you go "Oh, I eh, I - I didn't know you were there, I ah - just wanted to leave a message saying, sorry I missed you." JERRY: Have you ever called someone up, and you're disappointed when they answer the phone? You wanted the machine. Comedy club - Jerry on stage with the opening monologue ![]()
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